Fog Dog

dog in the fog, chart unseen, cope maximal.

A shiba in a purple hat wandering across teal mist, where every candle disappears into smoke and only the vibes remain.

fog-thick humor hat-on-chain energy chart-free coping layer
Dog in the fog.
Chart unseen.
Cope maximal.
Purple hat, teal haze.
Staring at nothing, together.
Dog in the fog.
Chart unseen.
Cope maximal.
Purple hat, teal haze.
Staring at nothing, together.
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Fog Log Console

Every few seconds the dog in the fog emits another on-chain thought. Watch the console as the hat-wearing shiba copes, barks and shrugs at the unseen chart.

fogdog@mist:~
Fog Layer Humor
A shiba in a top hat staring bravely into a wall of teal haze. No promises, just collective comedy about whatever the chart might be doing.
layer fog
Chartless Zone
Close your tabs, the candles are lost in the mist. The only visible metric is how loud the laughs echo back from the fog.
no chart
Hat Protocol
One purple hat, infinite interpretations. Maybe it is a governance layer, maybe it is just a hat. Both answers are correct.
top hat
Cope Maximalism
Instead of refreshing price feeds, stare at the fog dog and let the mist handle the rest. Shared coping is a powerful coordination tool.
cope layer

FAQ

What is Fog Dog?

Fog Dog is a playful on-chain tribute to a shiba wearing a top hat in thick purple-teal fog. It is about vibes, jokes and collective coping, not secret alpha.

Is there a serious roadmap?

The closest thing to a roadmap is watching the fog gently move while the dog pretends to understand the market. Expect humor, art and community experiments.

Where do I follow the fog?

Use the Community button to join the main social layer. Memes, hat photos and fog updates live there.

Does Fog Dog promise returns?

No. Fog Dog is about fun and shared coping. There are no guarantees or claims about performance, only mist and a very serious hat.